“It’s an ear thing, after all,” Edsel told me a few weeks back. “The selective ear.” So begins a weird theme week on the blog: stuff I heard on The Sims. Yep, that video game. Let’s be more specific: it’s stuff I heard on the first version of The Sims, which had really good music – this was before the developers decided to just have Simlish versions of pop songs. (Later in the week, however, I’ll post one of them here.) Today, though, we start the week with actual Simlish conversations. It is an ear thing, after all. I’m sorry for being so weird.